Monday, March 29, 2010

Bhangda Bhangday!

It was a not-so-sunny afternoon of a lazy Sattiday, sometimes in Mar 2006, when my commandar(read - my wife) was not in town. Co-incidently, all my partners in crime were ready for the act, and available. So! It was decided. Amol DM was the one to arrange raw material. My flat in Pune was declared as the venue. And the ones involved in the act are - Arun, Amol, Ketan, Yogya, Aj, Sahu Saheb(it's a crime to call him just 'Sahu'), Raina. Rakesh used to be a sober soul, so he dropped at the last moment. Gals were anyways not invited. :P

So, Amol was the cook for the actual drink. Arun was for the main course. And all others were helpers. Main course consisted of Dal Fry n Jeera Rice, which Arun cooked to the best of quality, quantity and taste. Amol was too good at the 'drink' cooked with lots of sounf (badishep - fennel seeds). Time around 2 pm. All the cooking was done, and all the guests arrived.
The eating-drinking session started by around 2:30, with lots of excitement. Hell lot of non-veg jokes and statements, scenarios, information (I still remember the info shared by Amol about Bachchan and entire bollywood lifestyle - Hehehe).

Though, all were excited, no one felt anything even 30 mins after gulping a glass full of the drink. Amol DM took the stand, and asked everyone to be patient. And yess, the drink had the effect by around 4-4:30. And as the world knew, everyone found himself (and everyone around) doing the repetitive task in hand. Some kind of very very interesting 'for' loop had taken control of us all.

Arun was all confused - sleeping for few mins, getting up, asking everyone - what's going on, and again going back to sleep.Amol DM all concerned - checking on everyone, if everyone is fine. And yess, everyone was fine, and high.I got company of Sahu Saheb to constantly laugh. Bursting into laughter for any thing under the sun. I do remember, 'Style' movie was being aired on TV, and I was laughing looking at the actor - Sharman Joshi. I don't think there was any reason behind the laughter. And Sahu Saheb joining me.Yogya - found himself busy munching on dal fry - jeera rice and the drink. Sleeping for few mins, waking up again to get busy with food. I can imagine the time he would have spent in the rest room the following day. Now you know, why I said above - Arun cooked to QUANTITY, quality and taste.Avlya - was the only sober guy - he just had few sips of drink. He was sober at a wrong time. Ask him now, and he is miles ahead of us all, when it comes to any 'high' drink.

By 8 pm or so, everyone was at the peak. Everyone had amazing extended orgasms, as compared to the quick one which people experience after drinking alcohol. It was extended and it lasted for long. By 11 or so, people started leaving. Amol DM was checking and re-assuring everyone if they're in a condition to ride the bike or not. But everyone knew, if Amol DM was in a condition to do this checking - hehehehe.

One of the best 'boys day' I have ever had in my life so far. And we make sure to discuss this, whenever all/some of us are together. We made promises to each other umpteen number of times to repeat this, but God only knows if this will ever happen.

But I do have a hope. History can repeat for happiness too!

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